My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.
i am about 85% sure that i just found the moose bible
i am not even joking
THERE IS ONE OF THESE CHURCHES BY MY GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE. THEY CALL THEM LODGES.
when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
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